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There are places in this world where forward-thinking reigns: where residents live not in oppressive concrete jungles but fairytales where the "prescriptions" given to you by your "doctor" make you feel like you’re building a bonfire with Daenerys Targaryen and her three Puff-the-magic dragons. That's right, we’re talking about California––where dreams are made.
When I heard about Foria, new product that promises to take the Daenerys bonfire magic down to your nether regions, I blasted Tupac’s “California Love” on the speakers and started the car for a little road trip over to the other coast. Foria is weed lube—specifically, coconut oil infused with THC. It’s billed as a “therapeutic aphrodisiac” and claims to increase arousal and sensation, reduce tension, stimulate natural lubrication, and make orgasms more intense, more frequent, and more, more, more... yup, I’m talking about multiple orgasms. A 30ml bottle of bliss will last for about 30 uses and is sold—providing you're eligible—for $88 at medical marijuana dispensaries around California. C’mon, “Pack a vest for your jimmy in the city of sex.”
In Cali, medical marijuana dispensaries are like "funny" grocery stores—you can get your weed-peanut butter, your weed-olive oil, and don't forget the weed-agave! But Foria takes it to a whole new level—bringing a completely new meaning to the expression “where the magic happens.” For those of you skeptics, the Ancient Greeks and Romans used oil (of the olive variety) as lube, and hippies around the globe are well versed in replacing the commercial varieties with coconut oil. Remember when we did all that Oil Pulling? Well, the mouth isn't the only orifice that coconut oil works wonders on—all those amazing fatty acids help kill off bacteria and work to balance your PH, which prevents and even cures yeast infections. Oh, you mean you were skeptical about the weed part? Read on, Khaleesi.
I’ll skip the bit about how I obtained Foria for fear of incriminating myself and others dear to me (shoutout!), and jump to the part where I’m about to get high while I get low. Foria, at first, seemed pretty unsexy. Forget everything you think you know about how to apply lube—I had to resist all my memorized impulses. Those of you who use lube regularly can attest to the fact that breaking away mid-sexy time to apply some pussy juice is a sly art. With Foria, though, be prepared for things to get awkward. Firstly, it comes in a spray bottle, which is something I’d never encountered in a "feminine hygiene" product of this nature—so, rather than transferring from the bottle to my hands and then from my hands to my "precious," as I normally would, I sort of had to position Foria’s nozzle all up inside me to ensure my lady walls would actually absorb the mojo. Second, there is an overwhelming smell of weed that wafts out with every spritz. Bud is not a smell we’re accustomed to having down in Fish Town, so
There are places in this world where forward-thinking reigns: where residents live not in oppressive concrete jungles but fairytales where the "prescriptions" given to you by your "doctor" make you feel like you’re building a bonfire with Daenerys Targaryen and her three Puff-the-magic dragons. That's right, we’re talking about California––where dreams are made.
When I heard about Foria, new product that promises to take the Daenerys bonfire magic down to your nether regions, I blasted Tupac’s “California Love” on the speakers and started the car for a little road trip over to the other coast. Foria is weed lube—specifically, coconut oil infused with THC. It’s billed as a “therapeutic aphrodisiac” and claims to increase arousal and sensation, reduce tension, stimulate natural lubrication, and make orgasms more intense, more frequent, and more, more, more... yup, I’m talking about multiple orgasms. A 30ml bottle of bliss will last for about 30 uses and is sold—providing you're eligible—for $88 at medical marijuana dispensaries around California. C’mon, “Pack a vest for your jimmy in the city of sex.”
In Cali, medical marijuana dispensaries are like "funny" grocery stores—you can get your weed-peanut butter, your weed-olive oil, and don't forget the weed-agave! But Foria takes it to a whole new level—bringing a completely new meaning to the expression “where the magic happens.” For those of you skeptics, the Ancient Greeks and Romans used oil (of the olive variety) as lube, and hippies around the globe are well versed in replacing the commercial varieties with coconut oil. Remember when we did all that Oil Pulling? Well, the mouth isn't the only orifice that coconut oil works wonders on—all those amazing fatty acids help kill off bacteria and work to balance your PH, which prevents and even cures yeast infections. Oh, you mean you were skeptical about the weed part? Read on, Khaleesi.
I’ll skip the bit about how I obtained Foria for fear of incriminating myself and others dear to me (shoutout!), and jump to the part where I’m about to get high while I get low. Foria, at first, seemed pretty unsexy. Forget everything you think you know about how to apply lube—I had to resist all my memorized impulses. Those of you who use lube regularly can attest to the fact that breaking away mid-sexy time to apply some pussy juice is a sly art. With Foria, though, be prepared for things to get awkward. Firstly, it comes in a spray bottle, which is something I’d never encountered in a "feminine hygiene" product of this nature—so, rather than transferring from the bottle to my hands and then from my hands to my "precious," as I normally would, I sort of had to position Foria’s nozzle all up inside me to ensure my lady walls would actually absorb the mojo. Second, there is an overwhelming smell of weed that wafts out with every spritz. Bud is not a smell we’re accustomed to having down in Fish Town, so